Why don't you make like a tree and show me your tits.

Obviously a tranny. She's got both tits and wood.

I'd tap that.

Typical, you never get to see any bush.

Nice lady. Her son is a bit fruity though; still, sweet kid.

If she fell down would anybody hear her?

Damn tree lovers. First it was hugging, now it's interbreeding.

Okay...I'm stumped ...

You'd better hide, George Washington is hot for your cherry.

Tolkien never mentioned the extremist Talibents who made all the Ent women wear these tree burkas.

The Rainforest saves itself

Do the leaves match the roots?

"Stay away from her. She's got spiders."

talk knotty to me

"I decided to show my love of nature by sawing down a tree and wearing it on my head!"