The long-term consequences of forum trolling are only now becoming known.
Disney draws a thin line between making dreams come true and making nightmares a reality.
Wow. Well, the facial trim isn't going to be so bad . . . but the bikini wax is going to be a NIGHTMARE.
In four and a half hours, sheâ€™ll look just like the Cyndi Lauper weâ€™re used to seeing.
"I've had them all in my chair: Fozzy Bear, Grover, Robin Williams..."
Jim Henson often viewed his wife Helen as a source of inspiration.
Shit, wedding ring. The good ones are always taken.
"I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Henson."
On the set of Sex In The City III: The Muppets Drink Manhattans
Why did the chicken cross the road? To look FABULOUS!
You really need to trim all this hair around your pecker... allow me to rephrase...
Excuse me ma'am? I just wanted you to get the oil out of my feathers...
"I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a client!"
"I'm thinking corn rows, for that 'Island look'."
"I think I made a bad choice on career day," thought Mandy, as she began waxing Greta Van Sustern's menopause mustache.