Thank God it's not a fountain.

A few more anonymous assholes and you could name that statue "The Internet".

Japan honors those lost in horrific teleportation-related deaths.

Downtown just got more hip.

Sir Mixalot has the best tombstone EVER.

"Alright, I PROMISE there won't be any breasts or penises on this sculpture."

Some proctologists like their advertisments to be subtle and discrete... then there's this guy...

Should have seen THIS thing in the Night at the Museum

Would've been an awesome bench, that's all I'm saying.

I give this sculpture 3 thumbs in

Let's see those pesky tentacles rape THIS.

Just wait until the Chia seeds start sprouting! Fun!

Is it already Amputee Nudist Awareness Week again?

"Dammit, Igor, we can't use this! Cut the stitches and do it again!"

Japanese traffic lights are weird as hell