Because Fuck You future archeologists.

Cirque du Pompeii

Jacob's Ladder; now with real Jacobs.

Anyone else worried there are 89 more of these fucking things?

BP further denied claims that the oil spill would have any effect on sunbathers...

The advanced yoga class in downtown Pompeii proved very popular until one fateful morning...

The 3, just a bit less popular than the 69.

The score of 90 seems a bit generous...

Zeus was victorious in the Gods' premiere olympic event, the charred mortal toss, with a distance of 90,000 feet.

In a PR effort to take focus off dying animals, BP is installing these along the Gulf coast with a plaque stating "It could be worse."

It's true. There is porn for everything on the internet

As always, the guy at the bottom takes shit from everyone.

Pictured: $20,000 of municipal tax dollars hard at work

This is why I wear sun-block.

Not what I meant when I said I wanted to see rock hard abs at the beach.