Japan is a proud, ancient culture

Funny that an ad for hand sanitizer makes me want to take a shower.

The weird part is, this is an ad for soccer cleats.

If you listen really closely you can hear his mother weeping.

Pink Bull Gives You Jazz Hands!!!

Well... I guess "Hamlet" can be interpreted in many ways.

"And que the tentacles in 3...2...1..."

You'll rub one out ten times faster with our lotion. That's right, ten times!

Admittedly, South Korea's military doesn't make as many headlines as their neighbours

Caught on film. A japanese hand lotion commercial gets held up at gun point.

Things shogun crazy 'round here!

Soap on a dope.

Pictured: world's happiest mugging victims.

"No more prison rape! You can't drop soap if you wear it as a hat!" A strong selling point of this product.

He's not holding both hands up, he's just telling you how long you have to run away.