Craptions Classics June 10, 2010

Proving once and for all that tits will get you to the front of the line.

Imfuckingawsome

Other Craptions

You know the economy is bad when crash test dummies are in the unemployment line.

jrkinnard

Sure, North Korean CLAIMS it's got the most soldiers...

mackmaven

Garage sales are not the best place to find sex dolls.

BowToTheBard

They say you have sex with every previous person your partner has. Paris Hilton thought a visual representation would be a helpful tool.

yeahme

Much like pet alligators flushed into sewers, disgarded Beanie Babies also presented a problem when they matured.

mackmaven

MY GOD! thats the ugliest minivan i've ever seen

TomConlon

On second thought, I *DON'T* want to learn CPR.

jtklove

We moved to within 99 feet of the school, and waited. Ball's in your court, law enforcement.

savinator

You win again Waldo

capernicus69

This is how they select employees at the DMV

bcanders

So here's the plan: pick a dummy that most resembles you, place it at your desk whilst the boss isn't looking, and then we can all meet up down the pub to watch the World cup. Any questions?

fantastic_rich

I don't think anybody wants to know what's inside those piñatas.

AmazingJoe

Bob, your family creeps me out.

bcanders

Walmart's version of the "boyfriend pillow".

Kamikaze Phoenix
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