Proving once and for all that tits will get you to the front of the line.
ImfuckingawsomeYou know the economy is bad when crash test dummies are in the unemployment line.
jrkinnardSure, North Korean CLAIMS it's got the most soldiers...
mackmavenGarage sales are not the best place to find sex dolls.
BowToTheBardThey say you have sex with every previous person your partner has. Paris Hilton thought a visual representation would be a helpful tool.
yeahmeMuch like pet alligators flushed into sewers, disgarded Beanie Babies also presented a problem when they matured.
mackmavenMY GOD! thats the ugliest minivan i've ever seen
TomConlonOn second thought, I *DON'T* want to learn CPR.
jtkloveWe moved to within 99 feet of the school, and waited. Ball's in your court, law enforcement.
savinatorYou win again Waldo
capernicus69This is how they select employees at the DMV
bcandersSo here's the plan: pick a dummy that most resembles you, place it at your desk whilst the boss isn't looking, and then we can all meet up down the pub to watch the World cup. Any questions?
fantastic_richI don't think anybody wants to know what's inside those piñatas.
AmazingJoeBob, your family creeps me out.
bcandersWalmart's version of the "boyfriend pillow".
Kamikaze Phoenix