Proving once and for all that tits will get you to the front of the line.

You know the economy is bad when crash test dummies are in the unemployment line.

Sure, North Korean CLAIMS it's got the most soldiers...

Garage sales are not the best place to find sex dolls.

They say you have sex with every previous person your partner has. Paris Hilton thought a visual representation would be a helpful tool.

Much like pet alligators flushed into sewers, disgarded Beanie Babies also presented a problem when they matured.

MY GOD! thats the ugliest minivan i've ever seen

On second thought, I *DON'T* want to learn CPR.

We moved to within 99 feet of the school, and waited. Ball's in your court, law enforcement.

You win again Waldo

This is how they select employees at the DMV

So here's the plan: pick a dummy that most resembles you, place it at your desk whilst the boss isn't looking, and then we can all meet up down the pub to watch the World cup. Any questions?

I don't think anybody wants to know what's inside those piñatas.

Bob, your family creeps me out.

Walmart's version of the "boyfriend pillow".