...and THAT is how you kill an invisible man.

Diane's anti-rape suit was surprisingly effective.

Smile and the world smiles with you. Sneeze and three pedestrians die badly.

Jim just wanted to sell balloons. That was all.

Common misconceptions about alien probings are that they need to abduct you first... and that there's only one probe.

For whatever reason, the condoms kept breaking.

The balloon's most fearsome natural predator.

"Yeah? Well maybe I didn't WANT to come to your stupid bouncy castle birthday party!"

Of course the supercollider has no side effects. Stop being silly.

People may not always have treated Larry so well, but they sure respected his personal space.

World record holder, most marshmallows roasted at once.

He could stand up to his brother made of straw, but his brother made of bricks always called him a pussy.

I never should have sent my ex-wife that voodoo doll...

Stan just wanted a hug...

After Christmas, when the needles dropped from the tree, a sinister secret revealed itself...