...and THAT is how you kill an invisible man.
jtkloveDiane's anti-rape suit was surprisingly effective.
jakflakSmile and the world smiles with you. Sneeze and three pedestrians die badly.
yeahmeJim just wanted to sell balloons. That was all.
metsfanCommon misconceptions about alien probings are that they need to abduct you first... and that there's only one probe.
mackmavenFor whatever reason, the condoms kept breaking.
Kamikaze PhoenixThe balloon's most fearsome natural predator.
stangger"Yeah? Well maybe I didn't WANT to come to your stupid bouncy castle birthday party!"
ZombiecrossOf course the supercollider has no side effects. Stop being silly.
Kamikaze PhoenixPeople may not always have treated Larry so well, but they sure respected his personal space.
oskhenWorld record holder, most marshmallows roasted at once.
theschweitzHe could stand up to his brother made of straw, but his brother made of bricks always called him a pussy.
GaseousClayI never should have sent my ex-wife that voodoo doll...
BackinblackStan just wanted a hug...
metsfanAfter Christmas, when the needles dropped from the tree, a sinister secret revealed itself...
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