"Hey, is Darnell home? No no, we just....we just wanna talk to him."

And we shall rid the world of Twilight once and for all!

In another attempt of showing goodwill, BP started up a project to warm up the homeless.

If you don't send in the form, a census taker may come to your door.

Well I hope you brought enough fire and brimstone for the rest of the class young man

Honored when asked, Gary Busey carried the Olympic Flame the only way he knew how.

Although we spent our summer terrorizing the locals, I WAS spending more time with my father, and that's what mom would have wanted.

We're the religion of peace. Got that, motherfucker?

Suddenly, Jim began to wonder. Where had he gone wrong? Sure, the Legion of Damnation offered free dental service and a sense of community. But at what cost?

And that was the day the Cubs won the World Series.

And that son, is what syphilis feels like.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to make yummy S'mores.

Jeez, is it 2012 already? Where does the time go?

Palin 2012

St. Pyro's Day parade.