Craptions Classics June 06, 2010

"Hey, is Darnell home? No no, we just....we just wanna talk to him."

mess

Other Craptions

And we shall rid the world of Twilight once and for all!

mrmortonman

In another attempt of showing goodwill, BP started up a project to warm up the homeless.

Bator

If you don't send in the form, a census taker may come to your door.

mrmortonman

Well I hope you brought enough fire and brimstone for the rest of the class young man

sgt.salt

Honored when asked, Gary Busey carried the Olympic Flame the only way he knew how.

Discorocks

Although we spent our summer terrorizing the locals, I WAS spending more time with my father, and that's what mom would have wanted.

Redway

We're the religion of peace. Got that, motherfucker?

Fkelleghan

Suddenly, Jim began to wonder. Where had he gone wrong? Sure, the Legion of Damnation offered free dental service and a sense of community. But at what cost?

Chalirius

And that was the day the Cubs won the World Series.

Mikie

And that son, is what syphilis feels like.

mrmortonman

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...to make yummy S'mores.

Blinker_Fluid

Jeez, is it 2012 already? Where does the time go?

Redway

St. Pyro's Day parade.

HMS_Ford
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