Eric was afraid to tell his friends he had no idea what a cocktail party was.
RodneyHardmanColonel Sanders made every effort to keep his illegitimate offspring out of the public eye for obvious reasons.
ImfuckingawsomeWhen I asked for a cock down to my ankles, this was NOT what I had in mind.
Bill28In search for a mate, the male has been known to display his plumage, dress well, and pop wheelies.
theschweitzWhatever the reason, some chickens cross the road in a more original and creative way than others
oskhenI like it when I go to a black-tie dinner and the entree respects the dress code, too.
Mothra24All this cycling really chaffed his chicken nuggets
johnlambyI haven't seen a cock that well presented since... actually I don't like to talk about that phase in my life
iantendoCould be worse. He could be making an ass out of himself.
BowToTheBardParis Hilton's "Any cock will do" mantra attracted some unsavoury types.
VersusWell, now. I see SOMEONE sinned against nature.
HMS_FordNeither species was fooled. Witnesses say the real tip-off was the bike.
sunset.climberWe all laugh at farm porn, but we never stop to think about the horrible consequences it usually yields.
spectre_vampireThe Monopoly Man dreaded the day he'd have to tell his son about the affair he'd had with Foghorn Leghorn.
yeahmeJust because a turkey is a flightless bird, doesn't mean they can't get around in style.
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