Eric was afraid to tell his friends he had no idea what a cocktail party was.
Colonel Sanders made every effort to keep his illegitimate offspring out of the public eye for obvious reasons.
When I asked for a cock down to my ankles, this was NOT what I had in mind.
In search for a mate, the male has been known to display his plumage, dress well, and pop wheelies.
Whatever the reason, some chickens cross the road in a more original and creative way than others
I like it when I go to a black-tie dinner and the entree respects the dress code, too.
All this cycling really chaffed his chicken nuggets
I haven't seen a cock that well presented since... actually I don't like to talk about that phase in my life
Could be worse. He could be making an ass out of himself.
Paris Hilton's "Any cock will do" mantra attracted some unsavoury types.
Well, now. I see SOMEONE sinned against nature.
We all laugh at farm porn, but we never stop to think about the horrible consequences it usually yields.
The Monopoly Man dreaded the day he'd have to tell his son about the affair he'd had with Foghorn Leghorn.
Neither species was fooled. Witnesses say the real tip-off was the bike.
Just because a turkey is a flightless bird, doesn't mean they can't get around in style.