One of the lesser known Greek Gods, Fabulysses, is often excluded from the literature for unclear reasons.

Sometimes in the Navy you don't have to ask, you can just tell.

"I'm on a dude!" - A boat

Release the Kra....holy crap, no never mind, put him back

The ship designers didnt forsee this level of drag...

Day 32 on the island: i have adorned myself in glitter, hoping to get the attention of a rescue ship

On second thought, I think I'll skip Pirates of the Caribbean IV.

"Okay, who touched my new boy toy? Was it you Midas?"

The answer to the age-old question: "What DO you do with a drunken sailor?"

"Land Ho"

Not Penny's boat.

Jake was really looking forward to plundering some pirate booty.

David Bowie presents: The Little Mermaid.

The Green Giant was always too busy shooting commercials to pay attention to Sprout. So this really comes as no surprise.

I can't fathom what he's doing.