Shit happens... to be on the menu...

Soylent Brown was even less popular than it's predecessor.

Don't worry...they didn't spit in your food.

The shit hits the pan

Like you've never eaten at Denny's before...

As it turns out, some things DO stick to teflon.

Today's Iron Chef ingredient is...

I sure hope they washed their hands

I would not eat them in a pan, I would not eat them on a man, I would not eat them here or there, Please put on some underwear

Mike's delicious brownies were less of a success after this photo...

This is why women do the cooking

It's still safer than eating at Jack in the Box

Does this pan make my ass look fat?

and now for the secret ingredient...

Some vegans are pretty militant when it comes to obtaining their food from natural sources.