"Recalculating"...

That's the last time I let M.C. Escher give me a ride to work

"Dammit! If I hear one more word out of you kids we're driving straight back to Non-Euclidean space!"

The SUV, in its natural habitat, tends to its nest.

a jungle GM

"Damn you, Google Maps!"

Spidervan, Spidervan

Perhaps Consumer Reports should ease up a bit on their SUV rollover tests.

Tip your valet parking. I'm warning you.

The Mile High Club isn't nearly as cool in your mom's minivan.

Yeah, I remember my last DUI... actually, I don't remember it at all...

Your move gravity.

Damn, Brits. Think they're so big with their castles and magnetic parking lots.

What GM really spent their bail-out money on

Yes Top Gear, you do zany stuff with cars. We get it.