I told you not to put pop rocks in the Stargate.
ZombiecrossI can't help but think that hiring an interior designer for the Large Hadron Collider was a waste of money
iantendoMeanwhile, at BP's radiation containment facility...
savinatorFat people need tanning beds too
WuzsubiThe first thing the gay aliens did after they invaded was to make everything fabulous.
Droog1973It does that when someone pees in the pool.
savinator....And that was the last time I did acid at the circus.
prone2confusionThese Indiana Jones films are just getting weirder
johnlambyOnce the lens is finished, NASA will have built the world's largest solar powered ant frying device.
RoboSkepticOnly Japan would build a toilet for Godzilla
metsfanChuck Norris' cock ring.
IcelandIndiana Jones and the Temple of Fabulous
WuzsubiA billion dollars, you say? I want the party to be cool, but that's a bit out of my price range. Do you have any glow sticks?
confissionA Scientologist machine devoted to cleansing people of the purple which possesses them.
Tortoise_ManMankind, having it up to here with mosquitoes, develops the mother of all bug zappers.
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