Craptions Classics June 16, 2006

while rare in the wild, a centaur is easy to spot.


Other Craptions

Viewers thought Brokeback Mountain was controversial...until they saw the sequel.


For the first time in many years, David felt out of place. He could not quite put his finger on it, and then it hit him. He was going the wrong way.


Tom thought the travel agent said this city was "swimming in whores."

Jimmy the Gent

"Fine! Just take the fucking kingdom!"


Aaron didn't want to go to church. In fact, he had yelled at the heavens that not even wild horses could drag him there. In retrospect, he should have held his tongue.

Haschel Cedricson

Suddenly, God turned the sea into horses. Just for a laugh.


One day, Greg just decided to push that "horse" button in the shower to see what happens.

Senor Taco

Later, of course, James' wife would notice the hoof marks; right now he didn't care, he was lost in the passion.


Seabiscuit 2: The Hive

Celestial Gold

I knew this concert was going to suck.


One does not simply walk naked into Horsedor.

Mexico Man

"42, 43...aaand that's 44. Okay, so far my penis has touched 44 horses. 18 more it's the Guinness Book of World Records and a new personal best. Stay focused, baby. Stay focused."

The Cowboy Detective

Axe Effect, how bad boys get clean.


ive heard of crabs but this is rediculous

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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