The Grapes of Wrath II:Bigger and wraithier.
As the roof of the giant wine press creaked and began to descend, the stompers realized with sudden horror where red wine really got its color from.
In Soviet Russia, the grapes crush YOU!
Contesants and organisers agreed it had been a mistake to divert the tri-athlon through the vineyard.
With Hollywood rapidly running out of ideas and remakes, The Box-Office Bomb "Attack of the Killer Grape Monsters" came as a surprise to nobody.
After a 72 hour labour, and with one last final push, the grapes finally gave birth.
"GRAPE! GRAPE! OFFICER! HELP ME! I'M GETTING GRAPED!"
after an explosion, a man desperatly tried to cram all his insides back into his body.
nobody thought thats grapes would ever become sentient but they did. and boy were they pissed.
In his desperation Waldo had to find more adventurous places to hide, but that didn't stop some people trying REALLY hard to find him.
After several years of successful grape smuggling, Jeremy finally bit off more than he could chew.
HANDS OFF!!!! ALL MINE!!!! I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!!! IN HORRIBLE GRAPE FILLED DEATHS!!!!
And the winner for most original form of torture goes to...
Explosion at Ribena Factory injures many.
... and some people think Code Black from Grey's Anatomy is going to be some sort of bomb. We know the truth... the horrible, horible truth!