British Petroleum... we'll spill our oil, make you clean it up AND poke you with a pointed stick, just to prove what assholes we can be.

Not content to simply pollute Earth, these guys decided to gang-bang it.

This is how dogs see the people; rich, 10 feet tall, and carrying bags of shit

You must take every imaginable precaution when taking out Whitney Houston's trash.

...But other than that, tailgates in Germany are pretty much the same as in the States.

When Jimmy said, "Fuck Geography.", Steve took it a little too literally.

Nope. The alternate ending of "Lost" didn't make any sense, either.

Not to worry, all college protests end at exactly 4:20.

Preparations for enduring a Vogon Poetry Slam vary greatly between species.

This is the weirdest nativity play I've ever seen

It was difficult to use the restroom in stilts, hence the protective suits...

Cleaning up garbage isn't "below" anyone ... except people on stilts.

The dumbest metaphor for global market deflation ever.

How did the "Ministry of Silly Walks" get in on the Tea Party Action?!

The government sent agents to help with the cleanup, but their efforts were at best stilted.