Some girls aren't satisfied merely crushing your spirit and your dreams
oskhenI'm sorry, but Apple does not permit you to smash your iPhone with third-party hammers.
RedwaySilly women, that's not making a sandwich!
The-Greg-Deane"Hot Pounding Action" turned out not to have any nudity or sex at all. Probably, being rated PG should have been a giveaway to most people.
Kamikaze PhoenixI've stopped trying to understand fetish porn...
Colin MurdockThis is the problem with most orgies really, too many hammers and not enough ladies to nail.
RogersIBI think smashing this video game console demonstrates our power and independence as women. But just in case, maybe we should do it wearing our underwear and heels.
bcandersThe anti-Apple protest was succesful, but counterproductive. People kept buying more Apple products for them to destroy.
BatorHuh...the blonde DOES look like she's having more fun.
Mr.ExcaliburHey ladies, after you're done hammering would you like to screw?
GaseousClayDude! You'll never believe what happened when I used the "Self-Destruct" app on my iPhone!
RedwayI don't understand why everyone said it was so hard to crack the iphone.
GaseousClayThe Stark Industries sledgehammer is made of superior materials, yes, but it's the marketing that really sets it apart from the competition.
JackabugIn retrospect, Stan now regrets clicking on the spam advertisement that said "Watch hot girls banging on your iPhone, FREE!"
RoboSkepticThe new construction crew Bob hired didn't get much done. On the other hand, no one was complaining.
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