Some girls aren't satisfied merely crushing your spirit and your dreams

I'm sorry, but Apple does not permit you to smash your iPhone with third-party hammers.

Silly women, that's not making a sandwich!

"Hot Pounding Action" turned out not to have any nudity or sex at all. Probably, being rated PG should have been a giveaway to most people.

I've stopped trying to understand fetish porn...

This is the problem with most orgies really, too many hammers and not enough ladies to nail.

I think smashing this video game console demonstrates our power and independence as women. But just in case, maybe we should do it wearing our underwear and heels.

The anti-Apple protest was succesful, but counterproductive. People kept buying more Apple products for them to destroy.

Huh...the blonde DOES look like she's having more fun.

Hey ladies, after you're done hammering would you like to screw?

Dude! You'll never believe what happened when I used the "Self-Destruct" app on my iPhone!

I don't understand why everyone said it was so hard to crack the iphone.

The Stark Industries sledgehammer is made of superior materials, yes, but it's the marketing that really sets it apart from the competition.

In retrospect, Stan now regrets clicking on the spam advertisement that said "Watch hot girls banging on your iPhone, FREE!"

The new construction crew Bob hired didn't get much done. On the other hand, no one was complaining.