Craptions Classics May 23, 2010

Why the dark shirts got to sit in the back?!?!


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After the finale of Lost, this will all make sense.


When the crowd of streakers run through this area and I yell "now!", everyone cut the ropes!


I told you to turn right on Panties Street, not Shirt Street! Now go around the block but stay clear of Jockstrap Street....there's a bunch of dicks around there.


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I don't know about you but I'm scared shirtless.


ten bucks says the red shirt goes first.


The new space invaders game wasnt quite the same after budget cuts


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Kamikaze Phoenix

"Our shirts will blot out the sun" "Then we'll fight half naked"


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In Islam's notion of bird heaven, all birds get 72 clean shirts to shit on

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