Fast food, Star Wars, and no women anywhere in sight - sounds like my dorm room in college.

"Help Me Obi Wan Kenobi, they forgot my Coke..."

The key to product placement is subtlety.

I FOUND ONE! SHE'S ON THE UPPER RIGHT! YOU CAN SEE HER PONY-TAIL!

But apart from that, McDonalds in Japan is pretty much the same as here

Lovin' it I am.

In a Galaxy far, far away....Mcdonalds has built another fuc*ing restaurant!

The 70 virgins that Muslims get when they die can be found in this photograph

Luke Frywalker: The worst-received new Star Wars character since Jar-Jar Binks

Wheres Pizza the Hut?

I find your lack of hunger disturbing.

Man, have the children's toys in happy meals evolved over the years.

Princess Leia Slave costumes? Yeah, in the back. Yeah, we got 'em in men's extra-large.

My favorite scene is when R2D2 and Giant Fries are wandering through the desert arguing...

Force feeding