If this doesn't soak up the oil, nothing will.

The Normandy reenactment gets less and less accurate every year.

Justin Beiber's boating party was about as masculine as expected

After Troy, the Greeks sacked San Francisco.

The French Navy in a routine drill.

For the next month the entire beach smelled like wet dog.

"Godzilla, I'm calling you out, you little bitch," were Fluffasaurus's famous final words.

Next on "The Deadliest game of Catch"

China would not go hungry tonight

guess which end's the poop deck...

Things were fine until it got to the giant leg statue.

Cliffords mail order poodle bride had come, and the celebration would begin...

Why doesn't Arizona have laws against THESE immigrants?

Imported candy arrives in a giant Pinata as hungry onlookers cheer.

What the hell have they done to Big Bird?