Even in the zombie apocalypse, UPS guarantees your package will be delivered.
jtagueMark was completely safe...until the termites came along.
johnnyboy69Marvin is about to find out that every girl who said "Not if you were the last man on Earth" really meant it.
Kelly RobinsonKids today have it so easy! Back in MY day, we did school shootings the old-fashioned way: barefoot, up hill and one bullet at a time! Sheesh!
Mothra24Unfortunately, Chad seriously over-estimated the defensive strength of cardboard.
HMS_FordWhat do we want?! Braaaaaaains! When do we want it?! Braaaaaaaaaaains!
Sandman514Virginity: It could save your life.
Sandman514What's scary about school shootings is that the shooter could be ANYBODY. In this case, it is the kid in the kill-bot with a shoulder-mounted machine gun. But in most cases, what's scary is it could be ANYBODY.
BorisGrushenkoAfter they fired Megan Fox, it was like 'Transformers 3' just stopped trying...
mabogoBuilt with fervor, worn with pride, powered by loneliness.
theschweitzThat must be one hell of a Homecoming game rivalry.
Mr_ShmooNobody believed Timmy when he warned them about the cootie epidemic.
Colin MurdockJohn stopped laughing when he ran out of oxygen
metsfanDick in a box.
Kelly RobinsonThey said no weapons at school. They never said anything about weaponized autonomous robots.
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