Craptions Classics May 20, 2010

Even in the zombie apocalypse, UPS guarantees your package will be delivered.

jtague

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Mark was completely safe...until the termites came along.

johnnyboy69

Marvin is about to find out that every girl who said "Not if you were the last man on Earth" really meant it.

Kelly Robinson

Kids today have it so easy! Back in MY day, we did school shootings the old-fashioned way: barefoot, up hill and one bullet at a time! Sheesh!

Mothra24

Unfortunately, Chad seriously over-estimated the defensive strength of cardboard.

HMS_Ford

What do we want?! Braaaaaaains! When do we want it?! Braaaaaaaaaaains!

Sandman514

Virginity: It could save your life.

Sandman514

What's scary about school shootings is that the shooter could be ANYBODY. In this case, it is the kid in the kill-bot with a shoulder-mounted machine gun. But in most cases, what's scary is it could be ANYBODY.

BorisGrushenko

After they fired Megan Fox, it was like 'Transformers 3' just stopped trying...

mabogo

Built with fervor, worn with pride, powered by loneliness.

theschweitz

That must be one hell of a Homecoming game rivalry.

Mr_Shmoo

Nobody believed Timmy when he warned them about the cootie epidemic.

Colin Murdock

John stopped laughing when he ran out of oxygen

metsfan

They said no weapons at school. They never said anything about weaponized autonomous robots.

jakflak
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