Craptions Classics June 15, 2006

Da firs' wule of Fright Krub is, yoo do na tak abow Fright Krub.

Mr Kinder

Other Craptions

Just once, Henry wished he could change the fucking flourescent lights without getting hassled by the Flaming Dragons.

Splinky

During an outbreak of good health, a nation on the brink of peace recieves cigarettes, knives and other essential aid from neigbouring countries.

a1kemi

Despite years of therapy, Bruce Lee's children never really managed to fit in.

Zorb

Armed with cigarettes, exercise equipment and ethnicity, the Bangkok Big Boys knew they were a triple threat of cool.

Smegmasaurus Rex

The Surgeon General says: Smoking can make you Asian

Rat Boy

Did someone say "weeabo?" 'Cause I think I just heard someone say "weeabo."

Conker the Great

Despite the budget cuts, Pirates of the Carribean II looks promising.

Kiro

David Wong and friends

bernard

There are some gangs you just don't mess with, this is not one of them.

Jay P

We Love You THIIISSS MUCH

Ldizzle

The Physics LA gang might be a motley crew, but give them a ball bearing, some frictionless rope and a pulley, and they will fucking stomp your ass.

BritneysWig

...YATTA!

Me.
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