Sometimes, it's blatantly obvious which kids got help from their parents at the Science Fair.

Hollywood has officially given up. This film is simply called, "Blowin' Shit Up: the Movie". It made 400 million domestic.

Dog training 101: what's OK to pee on, and what is not.

Remarkably, the hydrant refused to talk.

This is a normal reaction for speakers when forced to play Nickleback.

Nerds try to figure out intercourse: Stage 1, "Sparks Fly"

Bob Stark was never quite as suave or gifted as his cousin Tony...

"So I turned my speakers past Eleven one day...."

inside the brain of someone who writes "...DAD?" as a craption every day

Jeff stood there confused. Where could his date have gone?

So... where do I put my dick?

This is why LSD is banned at MIT: the entire engineering department spent the entire day trying to revive what they thought was R2D2.

yeah, let's see those kids pull the fire alarm NOW!

So machines CAN ejaculate!

Science: Frightening puppies away from fire hydrants since 1998.