Castrator wasn't the most powerful Deceptacon, but he was certainly the most feared.

Bob the Builder is sick of your shit.

Stephen Hawking has the BEST yard sales.

The little engine that could murder you.

"I'm a Mac." "I'm a PC." "I AM DEATH INCARNATE."

This thing bulldozes AND gives you three chances to win a stuffed animal!

BULL-E

Paris Hilton's gynocologist takes great precautions.

Santa's finally reading my letters...

This is actually the safest ride at the fair.

Teddy Roosevelt's tonka toy.

This is either an awesome weapon or a terrible snowplow.

This year, Doctor Octopus was sure to win the bobbing for apples event.

God's right hand was back - and it would take no shit from anyone

I need to literally rip my neighbor's ass a new one. Got anything for that?