What part of "pregnant women should avoid contact with Rogaine" did you not understand?

I line the crib with Velcro and this sucker never gets out

Sure the genetic defect is tragic, but the look on the doctor's face when this came out was priceless.

For some reason Luke had a funny feeling that his wife had cheated on him with Chewbacca.

You see what happens when you neglect to clean your drain? DO YOU SEE NOW?!?

Look what the cat dragged HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!

The really weird thing...who shaved the arms and legs?

Why beastiality is illegal.

Today scientists announced that they have successfully spliced the DNA from Grizzly Bear and a Gummi Bear. No word yet on why they did this.

The Chia Baby just never caught on.

Art is that which, once it is seen, can not be unseen. Please send an award to the guy who did this. And ask him not to do it again.

I always knew my girlfriend hated when I got semen in her hair, I had no idea this was the reason.

If a guy masturbates too much he gets hairy palms... what happens when a girl masturbates too much?

In some countries, a child made of pubes is considered highly valuable.

Beware what you bargain your soul with the devil for. Yes, he got the biggest hairiest dick ever, as he requested, but .......