What part of "pregnant women should avoid contact with Rogaine" did you not understand?
JasonShankelI line the crib with Velcro and this sucker never gets out
yungblud21Sure the genetic defect is tragic, but the look on the doctor's face when this came out was priceless.
Blinker_FluidFor some reason Luke had a funny feeling that his wife had cheated on him with Chewbacca.
jakflakYou see what happens when you neglect to clean your drain? DO YOU SEE NOW?!?
SenorStyLook what the cat dragged HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
seannybThe really weird thing...who shaved the arms and legs?
Colin MurdockWhy beastiality is illegal.
johnnyboy69Today scientists announced that they have successfully spliced the DNA from Grizzly Bear and a Gummi Bear. No word yet on why they did this.
Kamikaze PhoenixThe Chia Baby just never caught on.
DiasdiemArt is that which, once it is seen, can not be unseen. Please send an award to the guy who did this. And ask him not to do it again.
Kamikaze PhoenixI always knew my girlfriend hated when I got semen in her hair, I had no idea this was the reason.
messIf a guy masturbates too much he gets hairy palms... what happens when a girl masturbates too much?
hatmanzIn some countries, a child made of pubes is considered highly valuable.
Kamikaze PhoenixBeware what you bargain your soul with the devil for. Yes, he got the biggest hairiest dick ever, as he requested, but .......
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