Unlike the kids who went the chocolate factory, children who went to Willy Wonka's steel mill weren't so lucky.

The Red Rover War Memorial

I hate catching the last two minutes of The Twilight Zone, I never know what happened.

Ironically, the statue took up all of the room in the park, and there was nowhere for the children to play.

Kids were made of tougher stuff back then.

Did you hear the one about the pedophile who broke his teeth?

Just to be a bastard, Jabba had Han Solo's children encased in carbonite as well.

Roman Polanski's lawn ornaments really didn't help his case.

Try as they might, they could never catch up to the silver or gold children.

The Jackson family tribute to Michael was, in hindsight, in poor taste.

The grass may be greener but the other side had its share of problems.

Most people just bronze the one baby shoe. Ron is not most people.

The other kids soon learned NOT to play with King Midas Jr.

I guess they didn't get away from whatever was chasing them.

Not pictured: the scissor and paper children.