Unlike the kids who went the chocolate factory, children who went to Willy Wonka's steel mill weren't so lucky.
Sombie89The Red Rover War Memorial
jtkloveI hate catching the last two minutes of The Twilight Zone, I never know what happened.
Denton56Ironically, the statue took up all of the room in the park, and there was nowhere for the children to play.
shalooKids were made of tougher stuff back then.
seannybDid you hear the one about the pedophile who broke his teeth?
spudJust to be a bastard, Jabba had Han Solo's children encased in carbonite as well.
BackinblackRoman Polanski's lawn ornaments really didn't help his case.
theirishTry as they might, they could never catch up to the silver or gold children.
GaseousClayThe Jackson family tribute to Michael was, in hindsight, in poor taste.
infostudThe grass may be greener but the other side had its share of problems.
DunkstaMost people just bronze the one baby shoe. Ron is not most people.
RogersIBThe other kids soon learned NOT to play with King Midas Jr.
RogersIBI guess they didn't get away from whatever was chasing them.
Colin MurdockNot pictured: the scissor and paper children.
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