I find your lack of pants disturbing.

I sense one hell of a disturbance in the force.

please don't show me your lightsaber...please don't show me your lightsaber...please don't show me your lightsaber...

"Luke, I am your Father's gay lover, Richard"

Come to the dark side ... it's FABULOUS

Somehow the laboured breathing seems more understandable now.

A million voices cried out at once, and then the cops finally arrived.

Tranakin Skywalker.

Well, his daughter IS a princess. Guess the fact that he's a queen shouldn't be that surprising.

Oh this old thing? I picked up at the Darth Mall.

What has been foreseen cannot be unforeseen.

Anakin Streetwalker.

The Halloween tradition of dressing as either a favorite movie character or slut has come to a horrifying middle ground.

"Sir, Mr. Lucas is off his meds again, but we've located him."

You don't want to be the one he calls "Chewie".