Definitely not the droids we're looking for.

Too bad Lando had to use a separate entrance.

Before there were Jedi Knights, there were just "Jed's Knights."

"May the Force be with ya'll!"

Still better than the Phantom Menace

Indiana Jones 5: We're Officially Out of Ideas.

I find your lack of electricity disturbing...

And that, children, is how the North won the Civil War.

On May 11, 2010, the robot became self-aware. And promptly killed itself.

Long ago in a galaxy not far enough away...

In the country themed Star Wars, the big 'Leia is your sister' reveal isn't quite as shocking.

I always wondered who bought the crap in the SkyMall catalog.

Huh, apparently R2D2 and Flava Flav share a common ancestor.

Country Music just got slightly less shitty. Slightly.

I really don't think Texas Instruments needs mascots.