Are we poisonous? I just bit my tongue...

When we dropped the mushroom cloud over Hiroshima, no one really knew what the long term effects would be.

They eat a Mario to get bigger.

When I was 8, this is what I thought Asians looked like.

I just shiitake'd myself.

You think YOU'VE got it rough? We grew up in a pile of cow shit.

Everybody was fungi fighting

Good to see Japan has casual Fridays as well.

"I know it's tragic, but try to think of our son as being part of a larger pizza now..."

Being IN mushrooms and being ON mushrooms are completely different things. Actually, no. No they aren't.

Seeing the guy in the camo pants behind them, I can't figure out what kind of convention this is.

Some cameras add 30 pounds and some, well, just completely fuck up.

The Japanese STILL haven't got the hand of the Nativity Scene.

I get it! It's a "dress as the drug that you're on" party. Commando Cody there is obviously Crystal Meth

They're just a truffle creepy for my tastes.