The citizens of Metropolis agree that the benefits of crime-free streets far outweigh the damages done by Superman's occasional drunken escapades.

Operation Hole To China: Day Two

Dorothy's landing on her return from Oz was anything but gentle

A "Caution" sign would've sufficed, but I like your enthusiasm.

It's dark times for society when that lady in the green has clearly seen this shit too often to care anymore.

It looks bad, Doctor. This redness on her feet indicates a severe foot rash and possibly some broken blood vessels. Also, she's dead.

So she's not a witch?

Symptoms of Restless Leg Syndrome include: tingling, cramping, bleeding out of your feet, and spontaneous inversion.

Dorothy soon found out the Ruby Slippers weren’t sure where “Home” was.

Ostrich Girl was always the most hated member of the League of Justice.

When traffic cones became to expensive, we started just using Norwegians.

Well, at least she BELIEVED she could fly...

*sigh* Every time I ask a girl out, it always ends the same way.

In this gritty remake, whoever can pull the sod from the stone gets to rule Camelot.

I love the new bike racks