I am now just 200 gallons of Coke and 30,000 Mentos away from being the first Mexican in space...

Miguel is on a mission from God. That mission does NOT involve bathroom breaks.

Later it was discovered that the water bottles were a red herring and he was actually stealing carts.

"WATER YOU LOOKING AT!"

Mexico's newest superhero: Agua-Man.

Another proud graduate of ITT Tech.

... and for the rest of the day, workers at the Arizona Governor's office went thirsty.

80 more trips and my swimming pool will be full!

This is now the legal tender in Greece.

Who's going to break it to him that he forgot the lids again?

The kidney stone will have no choice but to shoot out...

Miguel walked home confused as his, "Big Wet Jugs" Campaign failed to live up to the hype.

Adam Sandler's career hits an all time low with "The Waterboy" sequel

Dasani Hussein

Transporting the instruments of the Tijuana Symphony Orchestra...