It's pretty difficult to offend both Mexicans and Germans in one go, but somehow some people manage it pretty well.
The American Psychological Association finally recognizes Wrestlemania as a serious affliction.
Nobody expects the Mexican Inquisition!
"Yes, you in the back? Excellent question. The answer is yes, I WILL, in fact, destroy you and consume your immortal soul, and I prefer boxers to briefs."
I hate going to Denny's on a Thursday evening.
Insane Clown Nazi
"Yes. You, sir. The man in the second row wearing those ridiculous Vulcan ears. What's your question?"
Open mic night at Catch a Rising Czar.
Ironically, the "safe word" was right on the wall the whole time...
"Any questions?...keeping in mind I've already explained about the mask."
"Springtime for Hitler" isn't the crowd-pleaser at karaoke that I expected.
Mario Brothers: The World War Two Edition
"You there in the back! When I say, 'Put your hands in the air like you really don't care' you comply. Verstehen Sie?
Feeeeeeelings.... nothing more than... FEEEELINGS
Ann Coulter was an awkward young boy during high school.