After funding was lost and the nursing home closed, many of the elderly returned to the wild.
Kamikaze PhoenixSomeone explain to Grampa how to use Twitter.
JokesterAnd thus, Dick Cheney began his own border enforcement
protactiniumKnown prey: Ensure, cornbread, Werther's Original.
William Chase MitchelAfter years of putting up with that roadrunner's shit, Wile E. Coyote enlisted the help of super hunter Elmer Fudd.
yeahmeDude, if you haven't left the nest by now, you're never going to.
jtagueEmpty Nest Syndrome affects some more than others.
VersusOne Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and one fucking stayed there.
LegitimateJoeWe were going to put grandpa in a home, until he decided to weave one for himself.
BackinblackFire the catapult already! He's nesting!
Versus"Well, I, for one, am not about to do a damn thing about it... we need the eggs."
Rex-JesterHarold's hobby seemed harmless enough...that is, until he started pooping on passers-by.
KierkegaardLife after Alcatraz was quite sad for the Birdman.
VersusLooks like the divorce settlement did not end well for old Bill...
Mr.Excalibur"Yeah, I know it looks rickety, but somehow it gets us free wireless."
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