Nobody organizes scavenger hunts like the Mafia!

This is possibly the worst case of restless leg syndrome I've ever seen.

Pull yourself together woman!

You've got this "showing some leg to get a cab" thing all wrong.

When i sweep a girl of her feet, i don't mess around....

She asked to stop pulling her leg, but they just wouldn't listen.

It's just a flesh wound...

There was a ransom note on the leg. 'If you want to see Heather Mills alive again you'll...oh.' At that point the kidnappers realized their error.

Photo journal, Day 1: found world's first dog humping station. Saving for posterity.

Slim pickings amongst the discount hookers tonight.

Lets see that chocolate get to my thighs now!

The old Leg on a string trick. Sure it takes some waiting, but when the right person comes along, Hilarious!

Carol's dating site picture wasn't getting her the responses she'd hoped for.

If you want to catch alligators in the sewers of New York you just need to use the right bait.

Good. Now find the right one, hokey pokey's about to start.