The only people ever to reach the highest level of Scientology.

I'm sure this is racially insensitive to someone, I just can't figure out who.

Oompa Loompa doopity do, We have taken acid, and so have you.

Too bad only one gets to be Pope.

The subsequent battle to the death was as hilarious as it was bloody.

Not sure who that fence is protecting exactly

This is still better than watching a Rob Schneider movie.

The phrase 'Shield your eyes' comes to mind for a couple of different reasons.

Spandex - It's a privilege, not a right.

Ass-tec warriors.

Scene from Charlie and the Fruitcake Factory.

Why were the Power Rangers able to defeat Rita Repulsa and her minions? Well, mostly it came down to fitness and conditioning.

"Dude, I can taste the colors."

this might be the only time where it makes more sense for the suit to ask if the human makes it look fat.

Some of these Tea Party themed protests aren't so much insulting as incomprehensible.