"If you keep making that face you'll be stuck like that" -Unknown, Pompeii AD 79
OculusTo make pure baby oil, first you must drain all the natural moisture from a baby.
Kelly RobinsonMy First Tragic Skin Disease, by Hasbro.
jtkloveHaving a Fantastic Four-Some was a bad idea.
LegitimateJoeHe's being bullied at school by another kid - made of paper.
Thomas CalnanLook Medusa, it's your very first baby b-- ...oops.
ZaphodLot's son didn't actually look at anything, but he cried a lot, and God hated that too.
Kamikaze PhoenixAnd for Christmas I want a pentagram..and and and..candles...and and a tunnel to the nether world....
RogersIBGames of freeze tag used to have much more devastating consequences
yungblud21It's a difficult age. You know... the stone age.
Thomas CalnanKid Rock.
Thomas CalnanLet this be a warning, parents: water your children regularly
CeveronThat's disgusting. What kind of parents would let their child go out and get plastered?
RodneyHardmanI use this as a warning to keep those god damned kids OFF MY LAWN.
jtklove