The words "Seriously you guys this isn't funny anymore" are the most common last words among tape-factory workers.

"I swear to god, if that thing so much as turns it's head I'm taking the shot Jerry."

Another tragic example of Date Tape.

The more creative protesters get, the harder it is to figure out just what the fuck they're protesting.

Trying to have safe sex with Lindsey Lohan was more trouble than it was worth.

Damn, they're really going to extreme measures to make sure women stay in the kitchen.

When she turned 18, Princess Lolly moved out of Candyland and developed a bit of a bondage fetish.

Her eyes said "Come closer" but her body said "Keep your distance".

"I had a little trouble hanging up the streamers..."

OK Santa, before we begin, the safe word is "Rudolph"

Finally! Someone has found a way to make pinatas more sexy!

Sometimes it's worth getting through all the red tape

Kinkiest... barber shop... ever...

She was a nice girl, but seemed a bit tightly wound.

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