"Jesus, John - get off of him! He's earned the Klondike bar already!"

The Swiss punish their criminals the same way they make their cheese.

If you can think of a better way to get an erection, I'd like to hear it.

Seriously, everybody --fill out your census.

Determined to infiltrate the pineapple juice factory, Ralph soon discovered that his disguise was a little too good...

Later in life, Jigsaw started to get a bit lazy.

Or, as Dick Cheney calls it: an interview.

The "Guess Your Weight" booth at the sadomasochists' carnival.

On a bunk bed of nails, it's always best to take the top bunk.

"OK, OK, fine! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols! Hannah Montana is better than the Sex Pistols!"

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to perforate.

"Oh God, please, please, don't let me get an erection."

No shirt, no shoes, NO MERCY.

Not to be outdone by Carrot Top, Pineapple Top takes his performances to the extreme.

Quick! Cut his hair while he's pinned!