When I said I wanted a three way with some sexy bitches, I had something else in mind.

For fuck sake's Jim, just walk the fuckin' dogs!!

For some reason I feel like they fight crime.

How to navigate your mid-life crisis with grace and maturity.

This way, if one dog goes flat, he has a spare.

Dog is my co-pilot, the other dog is his co-pilot.

Never before has the "If you can read this, then the bitch fell off" bumper sticker been so appropriate.

I guess it beats dressing them up and carrying them around in a purse.

Wow. Those are pretty hot for biker chicks.

don't you just hate it when rednecks win the lottery?

he also makes them play poker.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because beastiality is illegal in this State." "Ummm no...because your tali-light is out."

Doggystyle: You're Doing It Wrong.

His bumper sticker reads "my other ride is also coated with dog shit."

Everything was going great... Until they rode by "Squirrel Park"...