"I call this next tune 'I Am Legally Obligated To Inform You That I Am A Sex Offender.'"

No, as a matter of fact I DON'T do "Freebird."

Pictured: All of his fans.

I asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.

Proof that not all musicians can get laid

fuck, forgot the mask. now i look ridiculous.

Between this and a Jonas Brothers concert, I'd choose this too.

Look, you hire a children's birthday clown through Craig's List, you get the sort of children's birthday clown that you hire through Craig's List.

This is what happens if you LOSE the fiddle contest with the devil.

Start applauding or I'm taking it off.

You had me at "hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrooooONK!"

I think your instrument is out of tune... with reality.

Now that's a fried chicken. And by fried I mean he's a meth addict.

"Oh, he sings so beautifully, with such feeling, it is as if he has experienced first-hand all that he sings about." "Impressive. What's his song called?" "Never Get a Liberal Arts Degree."

That's an interesting hybrid.... I mean the trumpiddle. Not the chickman.