"I call this next tune 'I Am Legally Obligated To Inform You That I Am A Sex Offender.'"
Julius_GoatNo, as a matter of fact I DON'T do "Freebird."
Mr.ExcaliburPictured: All of his fans.
w0mm0tI asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.
Thomas CalnanProof that not all musicians can get laid
TheWadhamsfuck, forgot the mask. now i look ridiculous.
free_range_vealBetween this and a Jonas Brothers concert, I'd choose this too.
BackinblackLook, you hire a children's birthday clown through Craig's List, you get the sort of children's birthday clown that you hire through Craig's List.
Julius_GoatThis is what happens if you LOSE the fiddle contest with the devil.
Julius_GoatStart applauding or I'm taking it off.
BowToTheBardYou had me at "hhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHRrrrrrrrooooONK!"
ZaphodI think your instrument is out of tune... with reality.
ZaphodNow that's a fried chicken. And by fried I mean he's a meth addict.
ilovewomerns"Oh, he sings so beautifully, with such feeling, it is as if he has experienced first-hand all that he sings about." "Impressive. What's his song called?" "Never Get a Liberal Arts Degree."
DustbinThat's an interesting hybrid.... I mean the trumpiddle. Not the chickman.
Thomas Calnan