R2D2's father was old fashioned but definitely upper class
oskhenIf "Dad?" wins this craption...the world truly has gone to shit.
DocBrosnanAnd all it does is make shitty coffee.
MezuluDad?
dlight72Edison patented over 1000 inventions. Approximately 800 of those made no goddamn sense whatsoever.
RodneyHardman"Call Tim Burton and tell him he left his hat at Denny's."
Kelly Robinsonthe Tux Capacitor
mr_diggleIt's powered by pure Loneliness
JCarltonYou traded the Holy Grail for WHAT?
FkelleghanI knew Dickens was still writing! Cheeky bastard...
Colin MurdockLuke, I am your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather
ZaphodSee, that's what happens when you fuck with the space/time continuum, Abe.
yeahmeIn the future, safe sex is gonna make blow jobs terrifying
nateboozeI may not have my body anymore, and all that is left of me is the left half of my cerebral cortex, but at least I'm rid of my ex wife... she's behind me, isn't she...
BackinblackCarl liked to scare the shit out of the meter reader
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