R2D2's father was old fashioned but definitely upper class

If "Dad?" wins this craption...the world truly has gone to shit.

And all it does is make shitty coffee.

Dad?

Edison patented over 1000 inventions. Approximately 800 of those made no goddamn sense whatsoever.

"Call Tim Burton and tell him he left his hat at Denny's."

the Tux Capacitor

It's powered by pure Loneliness

You traded the Holy Grail for WHAT?

I knew Dickens was still writing! Cheeky bastard...

Luke, I am your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather

See, that's what happens when you fuck with the space/time continuum, Abe.

In the future, safe sex is gonna make blow jobs terrifying

I may not have my body anymore, and all that is left of me is the left half of my cerebral cortex, but at least I'm rid of my ex wife... she's behind me, isn't she...

Carl liked to scare the shit out of the meter reader