Dad?

Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

Killing Me Softly with his Thong

The Secret Service assigned this dude to be Obama's personal bodyguard while in San Francisco.

Red Bull gives you wings. But there are side effects.

In an Australian Post-Apocolyptic Wasteland, he is King.

Related to the Witch Doctor is the What The Fuck Doctor.

"Excuse me, but have you seen my body hair?"

How the Olympic Torch parties at night.

Damn, I knew I forgot to lock the dungeon door again...

They bring him into every crime-scene...he always finds semen.

Even Lou ferrigno needs to feel pretty now and then.

The devil wears next to nada.

Jerry, is there mayhaps a gentler way you could inform your parents?

What do you know. There is such as thing as too much self-confidence