Craptions Classics April 16, 2010

In the original star wars script, C-3PO was a wise-crackin' black guy. The idea was scrapped, along with his inner-city sidekick, "R-to-the-D Twizzle."

Colin Murdock

Other Craptions

"I said OIL CAN, motherfucker!"

jtklove

When he dances, he does the human

Mezulu

Chromosexual!

87gn

RoboCop's brother ... RoboAccountant.

FRESH_DOUCHE

The most baffling question is why does a robot need sunglasses?

bettergonzo

The Fart Capture Suit converts your own personal methane into enough energy to power this mobile cooling suit, keeping you cool on hot days while making you look like a total douche

Jim McMahon does street theater. Not good street theater, bu street theater nonetheless.

The "Balloon Boy" self-inflating Mylar suit was just one of the inventions Richard Heene was going to make money on if he got a reality show.

WilsonBurnell

Boba Fett captured Elton John!

Fkelleghan

Will work for heart transplant.

Jokester

"Bite my shiny, metal ass"

metsfan

At long last, the Power glove has found a purpose.

Ceveron

T-1000 has a retarded cousin. Who knew?

Fkelleghan
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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