In the original star wars script, C-3PO was a wise-crackin' black guy. The idea was scrapped, along with his inner-city sidekick, "R-to-the-D Twizzle."

"I said OIL CAN, motherfucker!"

When he dances, he does the human

Chromosexual!

RoboCop's brother ... RoboAccountant.

The most baffling question is why does a robot need sunglasses?

The Fart Capture Suit converts your own personal methane into enough energy to power this mobile cooling suit, keeping you cool on hot days while making you look like a total douche

Jim McMahon does street theater. Not good street theater, bu street theater nonetheless.

The "Balloon Boy" self-inflating Mylar suit was just one of the inventions Richard Heene was going to make money on if he got a reality show.

Boba Fett captured Elton John!

Will work for heart transplant.

Foiled again!

"Bite my shiny, metal ass"

At long last, the Power glove has found a purpose.

T-1000 has a retarded cousin. Who knew?