Craptions Classics April 14, 2010

Spider Pig, Spider Pig

Mothra24

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If Spiderman doesn't defeat this guy, diabetes will.

mess

Better start using the heavy duty web.

bettergonzo

My spidey sense is tingling! No wait...it's pity and disgust.

Colin Murdock

With great weight comes great waistline elastic.

Julius_Goat

After failing to save MJ the last time, Peter Parker hit the bottle and really let himself go

Kevin Smith is too fat for a lot of things.

mess

When Martin's friends told him to get a life, he didn't realize they meant one of his own.

WilsonBurnell

His arch-nemesis? Jenny Craig.

Mr.Excalibur

Somewhere, there are parents, drowning their shame in alcohol and pills.

NeilSoan

Only a true genius like Peter Parker could have thought of using his webs as a package carrier around the holidays!

carrieoakey

In an ill-fated cross-over, Spiderman wound up eating Willy Wonka's blueberry pie gum

zaprowsdower

Oddly enough, I'm not allowed anywhere near kids' birthday parties...

Ceveron

You're definitely doing it wrong

krypticgunn
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