Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Mothra24If Spiderman doesn't defeat this guy, diabetes will.
messBetter start using the heavy duty web.
bettergonzoMy spidey sense is tingling! No wait...it's pity and disgust.
Colin MurdockWith great weight comes great waistline elastic.
Julius_GoatKevin Smith is too fat for a lot of things.
messWhen Martin's friends told him to get a life, he didn't realize they meant one of his own.
WilsonBurnellHis arch-nemesis? Jenny Craig.
Mr.ExcaliburSorry, i farted
FushiMcasianSomewhere, there are parents, drowning their shame in alcohol and pills.
NeilSoanOnly a true genius like Peter Parker could have thought of using his webs as a package carrier around the holidays!
carrieoakeyIn an ill-fated cross-over, Spiderman wound up eating Willy Wonka's blueberry pie gum
zaprowsdowerOddly enough, I'm not allowed anywhere near kids' birthday parties...
CeveronYou're definitely doing it wrong
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