Craptions Classics April 13, 2010

Oh, so this is fine, but if I walk around with my dick in a box, suddenly we're talking about restraining orders.

Julius_Goat

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Her heart's in the right place. And thank god cause nobody wants to see what's behind it.

Colin Murdock

"I'm Ugh" is right.

Jokester

If M & M's have taught us anything, it's that the green ones are always horny.

RodneyHardman

Even with the advertising, Jill still found it hard to get laid

WilsonBurnell

Not pictured: I'm HIV Positive, I'm Looking for a New Baby Daddy, and I Have Daddy Issues.

jtklove

PTA meetings are a lot more fun now that they serve liquor.

Kelly Robinson

Subtlety was never your Mama's strongest suit.

Soon, they thought, the fleet will be in and all our needs will be met.

WilsonBurnell

Even trolls get spring fever.

carrieoakey

This gives me a heart-on

DocBrosnan

All they're missing is a "Classy Lassie" and the White trash set will be complete.

Keep asking me that, and you'll have more than the two black eyes you already have ... WHORE!

FRESH_DOUCHE

Feminism: You're doing it wrong

BigW
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