Due to budget constraints, the town crier and vilage idiot positions have been combined.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

My dog already has his own tuxedo, thank you very much.

Lord Gaga searches for his Lady.

Would you buy used underwear from this man?

He has the power to repel any woman on earth.

"Hey, Kelly, Kelly Clarkson! It's me, Justin. Justin Guarini!"

"YEAH MOM! I TOOK MY PILLS!"

What ever it is he's selling, I'm sure you can get really cheap, before the drugs wear off.

2 blocks away an insane asylum has a broken window.

He can also sell you a copy of "7 Habits of Highly Defective Fruitcakes."

You should really see a doctor about that thing on your face. Oh, wait a minute, that's your nose.

In San Francisco, Batman had to fag it up and change into his Butterfly Man alter-alter ego.

Yeah, I remember the last time I went off my meds, too.

Rorschach's gay brother, Ballsach, was better know for his purse design than his crime fighting.