She desperately tried to escape, but it was no use. The pack of homosexuals would get the number of her stylist one way or another.

as the hem of Madonna's dress slowly hiked up the last tiny vestige of pablo's heterosexuality died ...

What is it boy?!? Trouble down at the ol' mine shaft?

Rugrats:30 Years On Truly Lost The Spirit Of The Origanal Series

As Guy Ritchie watched from the front row, he realized that he was a lot cooler before he met Madonna.

In hindsight, madonna decided that perhaps a different photograph would have been more appropriate for het latest children's book.

While vilifying them in her books, Ann Coulter was not above asking the gays and immigrants to help find her contact.

Richard Simmons' reinvisioned "Clan Of The Cave Bear", with Daryl Hannah and Rick Springfield, limped through only one night on Broadway before critics put it out of its misery.

...and the bear was all like "Growl, I'm gonna eat you!" and he slashed at me like this!

The ancient ritual of initiation into Kaballah was a closely guarded secret for a good reason.

(Dude in the back): I see London, I see France... I can see her undy-pants. Oh no wait.. the moon out... or is that Paris Hilton?

Left Hand... Green, Ohh fuck