Yay! Let's use these prosthetic legs intended for amputees for our own selfish pleasures!
hiwataTony Hawk's Pro Douchebag
SUPERNAUT44In the 50s they thought we'd have jet packs by now. We got this. It's kind of like that Christmas when you wanted a Nintendo and got socks.
Julius_Goatanything you can do i can do gayer.
gamefreakjohnnyQuick! Somebody pull the ground out from beneath him before he lands!
carrieoakeyI hate spiders too
bcandersNot pictured: The dude with a matching blood type waiting for this douche bag's kidney.
Mothra24Bruce banner was still able to leap great distances, even when not transformed into The Hulk
NeilSoanBut Dad, it's my birthday party!
bettergonzoShaun White doesn't know what the hell this is, but in 5 minutes, he'll have a gold medal in it.
William Chase MitchelThe Paralympics are sooo much cooler.
Thomas CalnanWelcome to the First Annual Darwin Invitational!
Mothra24White Men Can't Jump (without assistance).
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