Craptions Classics April 06, 2010

Yay! Let's use these prosthetic legs intended for amputees for our own selfish pleasures!

hiwata

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Tony Hawk's Pro Douchebag

SUPERNAUT44

In the 50s they thought we'd have jet packs by now. We got this. It's kind of like that Christmas when you wanted a Nintendo and got socks.

Julius_Goat

anything you can do i can do gayer.

gamefreakjohnny

Quick! Somebody pull the ground out from beneath him before he lands!

carrieoakey

I hate spiders too

bcanders

"Why isn't anyone looking at me? I am so much more of a douche than the rest of this parade."

Not pictured: The dude with a matching blood type waiting for this douche bag's kidney.

Mothra24

Tony's reckless endangerment and craving for constant attention, has gotten him dropped from many an insurance policy.

Bruce banner was still able to leap great distances, even when not transformed into The Hulk

NeilSoan

But Dad, it's my birthday party!

bettergonzo

Shaun White doesn't know what the hell this is, but in 5 minutes, he'll have a gold medal in it.

William Chase Mitchel

The Paralympics are sooo much cooler.

Thomas Calnan

Welcome to the First Annual Darwin Invitational!

Mothra24

White Men Can't Jump (without assistance).

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