There has to be a better way to get the nuts off that tree,
there are some cracks in the structure
Somewhere, in the middle of this thing, is Charlie Sheen.
This really happened. They called it "the 1960's".
I don't know whether to climb it, or rub my body over every bump.
The guy who suggested they all strip down was later found at the bottom, crushed to death, with a big smile on his face!
I would do more than hug this tree.
A young acolyte of John Wayne Gacy finds more uses for dead bodies than crawlspace insulation...
I told you the world wasn't ready to see Chuck Norris' boner.
The Eye-full tower.
All right environmentalists... that tree has been hugged enough!
Just wait, after about 2 minutes it'll start to lean, followed by snoring noises.