Yeah...but where the f*ck is EVERYTHING ELSE?!

Welcome to Nowhere City's annual Easter egg hunt for the visually challenged!

Great! because I really need some rabbit shit.

The answer to the question "Where do black jellybeans come from?"

Don't you mean "Hare it is?"

Easter Bunny officially stops giving a shit.

Why is it always in the last place I'd want to look?

No thanks...I don't trust black rabbits.

This marks where Bugs Bunny SHOULD be taking his left turns.

The rabbit's name is "Whoomp." There it is.

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when your car ... will drive past here.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the #1 contender for vacation letdown of the year...

The G spot is different than I expected

'It' of course is referring to the world's shittiest billboard.

Will Elmer Fudd EVER stop falling for this sort of thing?